life is hard when you’re shy and just below average looking
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
Karen - Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere - July 21st 2014
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?
Because everyone knows.
Only one man has candy apple green eyes.
the greenest green to ever green
I ship them with Benedicts eyes
And I ship them with these eyes
Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass
as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth
That was beautiful.
And our eyes, green and blue.
Like the sky reaching down to touch the grass,
Like Heaven descending to Earth.
And when they blend,
Like the salty, turquoise ocean,
Lapping the surface,
Thirsting for our love.
But we have to be careful, my dear,
Because in a certain lighting one might mistake our eyes for a dirty brown,
Or a dangerous, sinful black.
Oh no, you did NOT just do this!!!
orange is the new black meme
[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset
I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this. I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand? I can’t go back.
me as a parent
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
these are the stories I want in my feed
no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right
Up Up and Away
apparently not far up enough
Wait a minute…
I have been laughing at this for hours now…
So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven.
Good job Internet.