this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???
wait a second eggs in other countries aren’t refrigerated?????????
why is it always America.
omfg just when i think we’re finally out of ways to be complete idiots
Yeah. I remember when I was in Peru I kept looking at the basket of eggs sitting on the table at my grandma’s house.
She just left them there covered with a piece of cloth.
wait…. what??? I’m so confused, won’t they spoil faster???
I know he’s sort of modeled after a real saint (a man who was white) but considering Santa is as real as the Easter Bunny now, so why is it not ok if people imagine him however they wanted?
I just really love it when actors wear t-shirts about their projects or friends for fun
I love how half of these are Rupert Grint he’s so cute
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"When you’re ready come and get it. Nananana nananana nananana!"
so there’s that scene where clara goes ‘someday, you could just walk past a fez,’ and eleven responds with ‘never gonna happen’
and i bet that someday there’ll be a scene where twelve walks right past a fez and clara watches him and she looks so sad for a moment because it really hits home how much she misses him
Last night I was at McDonald’s with one of my friend’s and that man started to randomly ask us questions like “how old are y’all?” And “do yall have boyfriends?” At first we were like what, why is he asking us and then five minutes later he said ” You know.. I have been married to the most amazing woman in the whole world for 52 years and we’ve been together for 55. But I don’t think there’s ever going to be another year after tonight or tomorrow night” ..by this time we just turned to him and starting listening to him. “You see, my sweet lady is in the hospital right now, she has cancer. I just came back from there right now and even with all of the tubes, she still looks so beautiful. Tomorrow is certain to be her last day if it doesn’t happen tonight and Im not going to church in the morning because I want to spend every waking moment with her by her side. I love her so much.. it hurts. I don’t know what I’m going to do without her. I don’t want to be without her.” ..by this time he had tears in his eyes, got up with struggle and said ” well it was nice talking to you ladies, but I have to go home to the dark to prepare and give this cheeseburger to my puppy.” And that was it, we just listened to him, and he left. This whole day I’ve been bothered because I have been complaining about how I can’t finish some damn essay while this man is about to or just lost his whole world.
Panic! At The Disco | White Christmas
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS WHAT HOLY JESUS CHRIST
I usually don’t post christmas shit before thanksgiving but this an exception
wOAH HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people. So don’t focus on writing characters who are strong.
Write characters who are people. (x)
I genuinely laughed when he said that